Edmonton Hotels with Airport pickup service

I endured 2 nights but would not have stayed longer. The last time I was here was my prom night in 1984, and it really does appear that is the last time they upgraded. Dingy, worn - just bonkers with all the bizarre rock features throughout the place and I think used to be lush and green - perhaps running fountains? Just dead and out of place now. I had a bunch of heavy luggage and thought I had scored a good parking spot near the door. nope, you go in and end up on trek through dingy, narrow and winding hallways. There IS an exterior door close to my room - I tried to get in and my key card wouldn't open it despite showing a green light. I later investigated from the inside -it was padlocked shut. The room is dingy, smells like cat pee (although I'm sure that isn't it). I have a great view of the dumpsters across the way, and they put me RIGHT by the elevator, There is on ice or pop machines on my floor, nor could I locate them. There is an inhouse restaurant but no room service. Just as well, as the only living human being I encountered said the restaurant was overpriced and the food absolutely terrible. The bed is as hard as a rock - but the pillows are comfy I'll grant them that. Whole place feels a bit twilight zone - I barely saw a living person. Oh, and don't forget the super sketchy industrial door out onto my super sketchy balcony. I have a suspicion that was someone else's soap in the shower as it was two unwrapped bars, but I can't say for sure. I didn't get any housekeeping - apparently you have to specifically ask? I'd rahter spend the night in the Twilight Zone tower of terror.