Guest User
September 28, 2024
If you've ever wondered what it's like to stay in a hotel that promises royal treatment but delivers a kingdom of horrors, Lemon Royal is the place for you! Mold? Check. Water seepage? Oh, it's an art form here. The smell? Let's just say it will stay with you longer than the memory of your stay. They did generously offer to change my room, but it was a lateral move – from one disaster to a slightly less disastrous one.
Dead cockroaches and insects make for the perfect company, giving the hotel that extra "natural habitat" vibe. And don’t get me started on the bathtub—it’s there for show, broken, and a reminder of better days (for the tub, that is).
The food? Exquisite, if you enjoy stale chicken and being served breakfast an hour late. Who needs tea on time when you can revel in the anticipation? Oh, and when you order eggs, be patient—they’ll be back in a bit, just after a quick run to the store.
In summary, Lemon Royal is a true gem—for those looking to experience what not to look for in a hotel. Highly recommended if you enjoy suffering in style!"