Bamanhuaigougou
January 5, 2023
This sharing is intended to remind those who have fantasies about holiday cabins and those who have special feelings for "resort hotels" to stop! ! ! The videos on Xiaohongshu or something are spoofs. At this time, I found that my Chinese language skills were too poor to describe as much as I could, as follows:
1- Remoteness for sure. Jiuxian Mountain’s name means it’s no problem being remote. There is no human being either. We arrived at almost 5pm, and the lights were not turned on in the lobby. There was a young boy at the front desk, but the rest was really empty.
2- After checking in, I asked how to get to the cabin and was told that there was a map on the room card envelope. I was old and couldn't see the mini map clearly, so I asked the little boy to help circle the room number, and then I went in the direction of the wooden house to find it. Fortunately, I found it after less than 3 detours. Looking from the bottom up, I wonder why there is only one short floor, not two floors? It looks like a doghouse.
3- Hengcihengci climbed up the steps. Why is the big terrace missing? There is only one stair corner that can only be turned around
4- Entering the door, wow, it really looks like a doghouse. . . . . . It's a pity that I didn't bring my dog with me. The message said 40 square meters. I measured it based on my professional eyes, which can see a deviation of 0.5 centimeters. The actual area, including the corner of the entrance step, should be about 20 square meters. Do I have to share the area occupied by the trees on the hillside? The specifics are this. When you enter, you face a cedar cabinet. The distance between the door and the cedar cabinet is about 1 meter, just enough for you to turn around with your suitcase. The whole house is divided into three parts, one is the entrance part, the second is the bed part that goes up 2 steps, and the third is the bathroom next to the bed. There is no terrace, not even a window sill. In the second part, there is a bed of 1.8*2 meters, and a bedside table on the left and right, about 60 cm on each side. The first part of the bed is about 80 cm, so the area of the second part is about (1.8+0.6+0.6) *( 2+0.8) = 8.4 square meters; the length of the bathroom is the same as the second part, and the width is a sink + the width for one person to turn around, about 80 cm. It cannot accommodate 2 people at the same time, so the area is 2.8*1.5= 4.2 square meters . The first part, the total width is 2+3, the depth is about 1.8-2 meters, the width of the fire escape, so the area = (3+1.5)*2=9 square meters (overestimated), so 8.4+4.2 +9, is the total 40 squares? It seems that my math was taught by my physical education teacher.
5- The facilities are poor, dilapidated and old. See pictures. Exclusive dilapidated facilities for vacation. In addition, except for the mirror in the bathroom, there are no mirrors in the entire room.
6- When you come to Jiuxian Mountain, you feel like an immortal, no need to take a shower. At around 9 o'clock in the night, I was giving my child a bath and found that there was no hot water for 2 minutes. I thought the faucet had a fairy way to open it, but it still didn't work when turning left or right. I called the front desk for help and was initially told that the wooden house was relatively high and that the water supply system might be out of order. Someone came to check; someone came to check and said that the engineering department confirmed that the wooden house has an independent water heater, 6 liters. He opened the ceiling and looked and confirmed that there is an independent water heater and the lights are on and it is working. I just don’t know why I haven’t even boiled 6 liters of hot water after working for more than half an hour. Later, I came again and explained that the hotel had storage hot water and it came slowly. The slow arrival sounds reasonable, but I just don’t understand why the water came all the way and only stayed there for 2 minutes before running away again. Could it be that the spiritual energy of the fairy mountain abducted it? The people at the hotel suggested that we move to other wooden houses. Or instead of moving, just go to another cabin and take a shower. Thinking about the mountain trails outside, the zero or sub-zero temperature and the cold empty house, and thinking that other wooden houses should have the same 6-liter water heater or storage-type hot water that would run around with fairy energy, we finally chose not to. Take a shower and save some water for the hotel so they can drink water and continue talking nonsense.
7- The breakfast is very simple, and of course the guests are also simple. There are only a few people in the breakfast room, and no more than 10 people are present at the same time. Around 8:40, someone found that the eggs were gone and asked if they could cook a few more. The answer was that there were no eggs.
This was a bizarrely unpleasant vacation experience. The scenery of Jiuxian Mountain is not bad, but it is not necessary to go all the way there. If you really want to experience the beauty of Jiuxian Mountain, it is recommended to choose to live in Dehua County, which is about 20 kilometers away. It takes 35-40 minutes to drive here. The fog in the morning will not disperse until after 10 o'clock. If you live in Dehua County, coming here in the morning will not affect your appreciation of the scenery at all. Moreover, there are many hotel options, which are good and cheaper than this weird hotel. You can also see more of the local customs in the county. . There is nothing particularly convenient about staying here. After going up the mountain and touring the entire area, you won’t be able to catch up with the check-out time. So don’t think about distance and convenience. After dark, the surrounding area was completely deserted, and there were no people at all. Occasionally, the crossroads said B&B 250 meters away, B&B **m away, but the surrounding area was empty and a bit inhospitable, and I didn’t see any decent houses.
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