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September 8, 2022
The first minutes in the hotel turned out to be proof of the rest. We arrived at la vitas in the middle of the night (4:30 am), the gentleman at the reception could only say hello in English, so if it wasn't for the basic knowledge of German, we would communicate using sign language. From the hotel staff, during the entire stay, only two people could communicate with us in English. After entering the room, a long journey and a flight delayed by an hour and a half, we were hoping for at least a dry snack. Unfortunately, a great disappointment, because the only thing we got was a bottle of water (and the hotel day was paid for the whole day) - it was the first time we met with such treatment of guests. Throughout the hotel, every day, there is a terrible, repulsive smell - it just stinks everywhere. At this point, only the cleaning lady should be appreciated, because the rooms were well cleaned every day, the water was replenished, and the towels were changed without any problem. Unless it's about beach towels, renting them was 2 euros :-). Breakfast was the same every day, lunches were tomato soup with tomato sauce alternately, if there was chicken soup for lunch, then chicken souce for dinner :-) meals were served on this basis. Lack of variety of any kind: rice with noodles over and over again. Medium quality fruit. The cake was the same every day - each one tasted the same. French fries near the changers never stood, and meat had nothing to do with meat. I'm sure mcdonald's nuggets have a better composition than meat served in la vitas. It was scary to eat because every dinner ended with a stomachache. "Vodka finish", "vinish ketchup" - these are words that will stay in our memory for a long time, after these wonderful all inclusive holidays :-D. The bar is a real embarrassment: vodka, jin, whiskey and that's it. You can forget about juices, cocktails and colorful drinks - none. Entertainment at zero level - during the day, there are absolutely no attractions, activities, etc., even no music playing by the pool - silence and boredom. One evening a "show", a walk of a cook with a waiter around a swimming pool with a Turkish flag and sparklers on a strange ice cake. On the second evening, the performance of a group of dancers and a show created by a beautiful lady - the only thing on +. As for the supposed snacks served 4-4:30pm, it was just dry cake left over from dinner. Between 14 and 19, on this wonderful all inclusive, there was nothing to eat. Simply - lunch was over and the restaurant was closed until dinner. Guests from 6 pm occupied the tables and were hungry waiting for it to open. The beach belonging to the hotel is small and the least attractive of all around. 2 meters after entering the sea - huge rocks where you could break your legs. There is a beach bar, but drinks and alcohol are payable :-). The only thing you can get as part of the all inclusive package is sprite and cola, you can forget about ordinary beer. Repulsive surroundings. The summary of our impressions is lost money and stomach revolutions. Tempting offer, but definitely NOT worth it
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