Travel Guide to Wunvzhou Scenic Area: A Dreamy Boat Ride Under the Starry Sky!

👂 Foreword: I heard Wunvzhou is called "Little Lijiang in Jiangnan"? I didn't believe it, so I had to come and experience the "poetry and distance" for myself. It turns out—there's not only poetry here, but also barbecue stalls! This guide is specially prepared for those who "want to be artistic but also want to eat their fill." It's budget-friendly and full of fun! 🚗 【Transportation Guide】 🚅 High-speed Rail: Take the train to "Wuyuan Station," then a 15-minute taxi ride directly to the resort (the driver may enthusiastically recommend his second uncle's farmhouse restaurant, so please practice selective hearing). 🛵 Self-driving: Navigate to "Wunvzhou Resort." The scenery along the way is so beautiful that you'll want to stop and take pictures 10 times, but please resist the urge, otherwise, you won't arrive until dark. 🚃 Bus: There's a direct bus from Wuyuan County, with a fare of 5 yuan. The downside is that the frequency of buses is less than your boyfriend's patience. 🏞️ 【Must-do Activities】 ❤️ Huizhou-style Water Village Night View: As soon as the lights come on, the entire resort transforms into the setting of *Spirited Away*. It's recommended to take photos and post them on your WeChat Moments with the caption: "Just got off the fishing boat in Wunvzhou" (location tagging is a must!). ❤️ Free Performances: There are performances like *da tiehua* (iron flower hitting) and fish lantern parades in the evening. Please protect your hair when the sparks fly, don't ask why. ❤️ Wenchang Bookstore: Pretend to be a Huizhou scholar. Pose in front of the bookshelves for 5 minutes, even if you only understand the titles (maintain that cultured persona). ❤️ Shaking Scull Boat Experience: When the boatman starts singing, his mountain songs can be heard for miles. It's recommended not to go off-key when joining in, otherwise, the audience on both sides of the river will laugh so hard they'll fall into the water. ❤️ Fireworks Show (holidays only): Super romantic. Single dogs, please bring your own CP filter and chant: "These fireworks are for me!" 🍜 【Foodie Guide】 🥞 Wuyuan *Qi* Cake: A "Chinese pizza" made of steamed rice batter, with customizable toppings. It's recommended to add chili. When you're tearing up from the spice, you can say, "This cake is so moving." 🍞 *Hu* Tofu: It looks like some dark cuisine, but it tastes delicious! The slogan is: "It may be *hu*, but it's fragrant!" 🍣 Wine-marinated Fish: Fish marinated in rice wine. Eating too much might make you drunk enough to recite poetry to the moon (at your own risk). 🍡 Barbecue Stalls: Yes, even artistic scenic areas have a touch of street food! Lamb skewers with beer instantly switch you from "Jiangnan water town" to "night market king." 🧑‍🍳【Recommended Restaurants】 ✅ Waterfront Restaurant: Enjoy fish head while watching boats come and go. It's recommended to shout when ordering: "Waiter, bring me the biggest one!" (actually, you order by scanning a QR code). ✅ Snack Street: All-you-can-eat for 30 yuan per person. Remember to save some room for late-night snacks, after all, "you haven't really been to the resort if you haven't gained three pounds." 🏨 【Accommodation Recommendations】 ❤️ Resort B&Bs: 200-300 yuan/night. Open the window to see small bridges and flowing water. The downside is that you might be woken up by ducks in the morning. ❤️ Youth Hostels/Inns: 80-150 yuan/bed. Suitable for social butterflies. At night, you can brag to fellow travelers: "I once meditated in Wunvzhou (actually, I was just stuffed and daydreaming)." ❤️ Budget Hotels in the County: Around 150 yuan. A money-saving option. The downside is that it lacks the charm of "sleeping by the water" (but you can compensate by buying two more cups of milk tea). 📌 【Practical Tips】 🪪 Tickets: Staying in a hotel within the scenic area grants free admission. It's recommended to confirm before booking, as the money saved can buy 10 grilled sausages. 👘 *Hanfu* Rental: 50 yuan/day. After putting it on, please switch to "graceful steps" mode, otherwise, you might trip on your skirt and fall. 🦟 Mosquito Repellent: The mosquitoes in the water town are all artistic, specializing in biting ankles. It's recommended to use mosquito repellent, the stronger the smell, the more "childhood filter" it has. 🌥️ Weather: Bring an umbrella during the spring and summer rainy seasons, otherwise, after getting drenched, you can only comfort yourself: "This is the smudging effect of ink painting." 🚴【Nearby Attractions】 ❤️ Wuyuan Huangling: An internet-famous spot for *shaiqiu* (sun-drying crops). You can take 100 photos of "me at the harvest scene" (but it requires climbing a mountain, so it's recommended to eat your fill before going). ❤️ Likeng: An ancient village with small bridges and flowing water. The commercialization level ≈ the number of milk tea shops in your hometown's old town. ❤️ Jiangling Canola Flowers (spring only): A sea of dazzling yellow flowers. Please control your expression when taking photos, don't smile too much, otherwise, you'll look like a "thief who successfully stole vegetables." Final Summary: In Wunvzhou, you might— 💛 Be a scholar by day (taking photos), and a foodie by night (eating barbecue). 💛 Add 300 photos to your phone album, 299 of which need to be photoshopped. 💛 Leave reluctantly, and seriously consider "should I quit my job and open a teahouse here?" ⚠️ Note: If the B&B owner asks, "Will you come again next time?", please reply: "When I've earned enough travel money!" (which actually means: "When I've paid off my credit card.")