Just got back from Yixing! These 3 pitfalls almost made my kid go wild in the bamboo forest...

Ladies! I took my 5-year-old little monster to the Spring Mountain in Sight Hotel, thinking we could capture "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" style bamboo forest photos. Instead, we ended up living through three days of "Boonie Bears" in the tea room! Let me tell you with my mosquito-bitten swollen ears: these pitfalls were hotter than a tea roasting pan... 📍Nuclear-level meltdown scenes 🕳️Pitfall #1: Art space turned maze! The corridors designed by Xie Ke are breathtakingly beautiful, but my kid ran three laps and couldn't find our room! Grabbed a cleaning lady and shouted "Is this Hogwarts?"... 💡Pitfall avoidance tip: Ask the butler to draw a cartoon map in advance! Play "Find the Teapot Elf" game with your kid to learn the way 🕳️Pitfall #2: Tea room turned Monkey Kingdom! The antique tea sets are too tempting! My kid scattered pre-Qingming tea more evenly than a heavenly flower shower, and the purple clay teapot almost became a throwing toy... 💡Pitfall avoidance tip: Book the parent-child tea ceremony class! The teacher taught us to use mini tea sets, and the "leaf water" my kid brewed was actually drinkable 🕳️Pitfall #3: Hidden dangers in the bamboo forest! The hiking trail had knee-deep fallen leaves! My kid suddenly disappeared while walking, and I almost called emergency services... 💡Pitfall avoidance tip: Put a bell bracelet on your kid! Following the "jingle" to find your child is more accurate than GPS 📍Warning: These things are amazingly good! 🍤Face-sized shrimp ball attack: The kung pao shrimp balls at Shangyuan Restaurant are so bouncy they could be used for ping pong! My kid hugged one while eating it, saying it was like eating a "swimming moon" 🎋Bamboo forest pillow fight: The bamboo forest outside the floor-to-ceiling windows became a natural backdrop! Playing shadow games with pillows made us laugh like geese 🖼️Treasure hunting master class: After counting all 18 birds in the room paintings, the butler rewarded us with a bamboo grasshopper! My kid now treasures it like a family heirloom ⚠️Blood and tears experience pack ✅Bring 10 pairs of socks! The decaying bamboo soil works like dye ✅Prepare mosquito face masks! The mosquitoes here can suck blood through clothes ✅Wear shoes with good grip! The mossy stone paths will make you question your life choices Looking at the photos still brings tears of laughter to my eyes 😭 When my kid held up the homemade bamboo tube rice and shouted "Mom, this is jade and white jade soup," all the frustrations turned sweet! Sisters planning to go, remember to lock in the parent-child tea ceremony class. I heard the osmanthus black tea in autumn is even more amazing...