Is Bode really a place where you can have fun? The veteran driver summarizes the guide to avoid pitfalls with tears

Who among my family members understands? The Nordic secret land was said to be breathtakingly beautiful, but here I was, questioning my life while holding a 200-yuan salmon burger on the streets of Bodø. If I hadn’t been so fooled by the retouched photos that I couldn’t walk, I would be eating authentic fish soup in Bergen right now! 【Traffic Lightning Avoidance Guide】 📍Address: Bodø, Nordland, Norway 🚗Self-driving warning: The navigation says to take Fv17 road to see the sea? If you believe it, you lose! This "king of dead-end roads" can make you vomit your breakfast by being bumpy. It is recommended that you take the E6 highway and then transfer to Fv834. The money saved on motion sickness medicine can be enough to buy two boxes of blueberries. 🚌Bus metaphysics: The No. 4 bus is said to run every 20 minutes, but the actual waiting time is enough for you to finish reading half of "Norwegian Wood". It is recommended that you download Entur to view the real-time location. When you see the vehicle icon start to spin, quickly take out your coins and take a taxi. 【Photo fraud scenic spots mine clearance】 🔥Internet celebrity cliff cafe (Saltstraumen viewpoint) What happened to the promise of "sitting next to the world's strongest whirlpool and drinking latte"? In fact, you have to squeeze into the 30-square-meter observation deck and compete with uncles and aunts for a seat, and the coffee cup is printed with "Made in Yiwu". If you want to see a real whirlpool feast, go straight to the Saltstraumen Bridge! ❤️Private recommendation: Skjerstad fishing village (coordinates 67.2358°N, 14.5657°E) The century-old wooden houses hidden in the folds of the fjord, even the spider webs under the eaves, reveal the stubbornness of the Vikings. Every Wednesday morning, the old captain will have freshly baked dried codfish, and the burnt aroma can wake up the icebergs on the other side. 【Food scam prevention manual】 🚫Avoid: The colorful wooden house restaurant by the pier The menu said "Traditional Norwegian cuisine", but the king crab legs served were not even as thick as my fingers. If you want to eat seafood, please go to Fiskekrogen (diagonally opposite the old church). The owner will use the cast iron pot passed down from his grandfather to cook mussels for you. ✅Must-eat: Wergelands Café hidden behind a gas station It looks like a hardware store in a rural-urban area, but the moment you open the door you'll be struck by the aroma of cinnamon rolls. Remember to dip it in the raspberry sauce specially made with reindeer milk, which is sweeter than first love but not greasy (15 euros per person and you can eat until you lean on the wall). 【Magic Moment Strategy】 ⏰Time trap: Don’t believe in “just take pictures in the midnight sun”! The best time to take photos of the Golden Fjord is from 3pm to 5pm. Photos taken at other times will have a gray, doomsday-like style. 🎭Hidden gameplay: There is a Viking Cosplay auction at the pier every Friday night. For 50 kronor, you can bargain with the descendants of pirates for canned herrings with a replica battle axe. Remember to practice the universal spell "Jeg vil ha rabatt" (I want a discount) in advance. Now let’s be honest, is it worth coming to Bode? When you stand at the Kjerringøy trading post and watch the aurora dancing on the roof of the 18th century warehouse, when you discover the Milky Way made of pink shells on Mjelle Beach, when you hear the siren-like whale calls in the fishing port late at night... those landmines you have stepped on suddenly become the most vivid travel medals.