[Tonglu Yaolin Wonderland｜Spend ¥100 to Become a Deity? What a Steal!]

📍**Address**: Yaolin Town, Tonglu, Hangzhou (Navigate directly to "Shenxian Lao Chao" – don't ask me how I know) 💰**Tickets**: ¥116 (Expensive? Think about it, you're going to Heaven!) 🌟**Three Must-Dos**: 1️⃣ **Cave Rave Zone** – Colorful lights + natural acoustics, stalactites grooving to the beat, recommend bringing your own 857 BGM💃 (Dragon King: These mortals sure know how to party) 2️⃣ **Milky Way Waterfall** – 18°C natural air conditioning, stand for 3 minutes and you'll be freezing (but the photos are divine! Down jackets and fairy dresses are a perfect match❄️) 3️⃣ **Million-Year-Old Sausage Exhibition** – Stalactites shaped like sausages/ice cream/toilets... (The tour guide said they look like Bodhisattvas? Yeah, right!) 👗**Outfit Guide**: ✔️The cave is colder than your ex's heart, bring a jacket! Bring a jacket! Bring a jacket! ✔️Non-slip shoes are a must, otherwise, you'll be performing the "butt-slide" 📸**Divine Photo Poses**: · Compare your height with the "Pillar of Heaven" (Not very harmful, extremely insulting) · Strike a pose in front of the "Heavenly Court" pillar, pretend you're at the Peach Banquet · Shout "Give me my money back!" at the waterfall and listen to the echo (Tested and proven effective) ⚠️**Life-Saving Tips**: · Friends taller than 1.8m, please bend down. Don't ask, just "Heaven has a height limit" · Don't touch the stone walls! You might wake up the sleeping Monkey King... 🍭**Surprise Outside the Cave**: ¥5 "Yaolin Fairy Stick" ice cream, eat it to become a mortal again (otherwise you'll keep wanting to shout "Here comes old Sun Wukong!") 💬"This place is so cool... even the deities want to install underfloor heating!"