[Xiamen Waldorf Astoria | What's it like to live in the "Pineapple Castle" and feel like royalty?]

📍**Address**: Lianhua North Road, Siming District, Xiamen (Search "the most fragrant place in Xiamen" on your navigation app, and your driver will give you a knowing smile) 💰**Price**: Room rate ≈ three months' worth of your bubble tea money (But you can take 10,086 aristocratic photos for your social media to make up for it) 🌟**Three Versailles Essentials**: 1️⃣ **Peacock Alley Afternoon Tea**—398 RMB/set. Are you eating gold leaf? No, you're eating the Gulangyu seascape + a socialite filter📸 (Recommended attire: Lolita fashion. See who's sweeter, you or the scones) 2️⃣ **ZenZen Chinese Restaurant**—Can you really fish out Buddha from the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall soup?🤔 (But the Minnan Lor Mee is so fragrant that even the Earth God dreams of it) 3️⃣ **Infinity Pool**—Water temperature: 28°C. Swim while enjoying the view of Lianhua Mountain. Even mermaids would have to take a selfie here 🍰**Foodie Secrets**: ✔️Must smuggle "Shacha Noodles" back to your room for breakfast (Shh~ Don't let the chef catch you DIYing) ✔️Hidden perk: The "Oyster Omelette" from room service is bursting with flavor, but be careful not to splash it on your pajamas! 📸**Posing Guide for Extra Flair**: · Recreate the "Fallen Socialite" scene on the grand staircase in the lobby · Take a "2,000 RMB facial mask" selfie in the bathroom mirror · Lounge by the pool, pretending to be a "rich, abandoned wife" (Essential skill for drama school graduates) ⚠️**Reality Check**: · Check your wallet before entering; you might get blinded by the crystal chandeliers and make impulse purchases · Beware of the numerous bathroom mirrors; you might wake up in the middle of the night and be startled by your own beauty 🌴**Nearby Bonus**: A 10-minute walk to "Xi'an Road Flower Market." Buy a 9.9 RMB bouquet and continue your role as the leading lady in a romance drama! 💬"Can't afford to stay? Come for afternoon tea and snap some photos anyway!"