"The most perverse and worst hotel experience I've ever had—it's anything but a hotel! The manager and staff were poorly dressed, their personal presentation was awful, the food took over an hour to arrive for a couple of eggs, the food was generally terrible, the rooms were dirty, the cleanliness left much to be desired, the pool chairs were disgusting, they never wash them, they're covered in algae, what a shame! Ugh! And to top it all off, on the last day we couldn't go to the pool because they had run out of towels and had to order more, and they brought back rags that weren't even good enough for a dishcloth! My God, in short, it's HOTEL LUCHO!!! WHERE YOU ARE THE STAR!!! Please don't waste your time because I forgot to mention that it's incredibly expensive, highway robbery! And I think I'm forgetting many other things! PS: I found a hair in the rice 👍🏽"